- Putting a lot of plastic bags in another plastic bag.
- Asking questions for the sake of continuing the conversation.
- Smiling while remembering someone.
- Watch porn. An enormous population do not admit to watch porn. Not everyone does it but it is done by large numbers, as evident by google trends enquiries.
- Masturbate.
- Pick our nose. Some people eat their snot, too.
- Start diets and end up eating chips at midnight.
- Check out their body in the mirror.
- Pee in the shower.
- Embellish stories to make themselves sound cool.
- Fart and blame it on someone else.
- Stare at pictures of their crush.
- Practise conversations they will probably never have, in front of a mirror.
- Record their voice in order to hear what it sounds like to the rest of the world.
- Snoop around in other people’s bathrooms.
- Enjoy the pooping process.
- Concentrate so hard on having the right amount of eye contact with the person they are talking to, that they end up not hearing half of what he/she was saying.
- Turn their phones on to check the time, but forget to check the time Bite your nails (at least a little nibble)
- Narrating the whole alphabet, just to know what comes before ‘P’.
- Pretending to text someone , while you are alone in a crowded place. Just not to feel awkward.
- Not washing hands sometimes after going to the bathroom.
- Listening to Strangers’ conversation and giving mental opinion.
- Talking to yourself in the mirror just to see how you look while interacting with others.
- Laughing at a joke you didn't get because everyone around is laughing.
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